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Sunday, August 11, 2013

I am hungry






“I am hungry, please give me ten rupee,” a teenager beggar boy begs near world-famous Indian Institute of Management building in Ahmedabad. A local daily carries a news story on trendy ‘beggars’ of Gujarat’s economic capital which boasts of hundreds of charitable trusts begging millions of rupees for sick, aged and crippled cows. The ‘apprentice’ reporter said that he was surprised when he saw such an English-speaking beggar. 

It is not surprising that beggars learn English. Reason is simple. They are real beggars. And if you are a political beggar like Rajnath, you may not realize importance of English. The real beggars know that they can’t beg in Sanskrit. Because, begging in Sanskrit demand unique attire – a pot belly wrapped in yellow silky cloth; a sacred, stinking thread entwined around ear and above all a caste certificate given by divine order. 

Begging in English is constitutional. Begging in English is revolutionary. It is anti thesis of institutional begging practised by religious mendicants and political parties. Long live India’s new generation of belligerent beggars!